I'll get us some coffee, but after that, we're building this budget whether you like it or not.
OH HELLO
(Said like Gil Faizon and George St. Geegland)
My background essentially boils down to: I'm an expert in helping make sure good work gets done on time and on budget (while also having fun). I've worked on all types of projects from print, to podcasts, to commercials, to digital content, to docs, to events. I even produced an award-winning augmented reality app [thinly veiled humble-brag]. No project is ever the same, so really my greatest skill is problem-solving in the name of creativity. I love being a part of making things; and shit just doesn't get done unless someone helps create the space and time for good work to happen. So whether you need someone to source crew, estimate your budget, or give feedback on v7 of your script, I'm your person.
Also, since this is the about me page, here is a little more about me as a human woman:
Favorite word:
Mostly swear words, but ask any of my friends and they'll tell you it's the word "penultimate."
Favorite food:
Mom's spaghetti [insert Eminem joke here].
My patronus:
Winston from New Girl... or an elephant if you are staying true to the world of Harry Potter.
If I could do an "I Don't Think So Honey" on the Las Culturista's podcast it'd be:
I don't think so honey: reclining your airplane seat during meal service. Holding my fork like a t-rex because the seatback in front of me is touching my nose grinds the hell outta my gears.
Hidden talent:
Naming stuffed animals/real animals/my niece's imaginary friends. If we ever get the chance I'll introduce you to Cube, Pum, Darla, Tuna, Rana, Feld, Mr. Brumplepod, and Suds. (I'm also a really good baker.)